01 September 2009

How I learned to love socialised medicine (Part Two: Complaints)

The complaints of those under a foreign system are often more enlightening than praise, so I asked two of my friends from orchestra for their opinions as to the problems of the German health care system. Astrid, who plays the trombone, is a general practitioner; my fellow hornist Annette works for the AOK (Allgemeine Ortskrankenkasse--the "regulated" health insurance provider supported by the state as a provider of last resort for those unable to pay for the other "regulated" providers).

Astrid responded that the principle problems were excessive bureaucracy and poor management of limited finances. The primary reason for these problems, she wrote, is that for every one paying member of the "regulated" insurance, there are four people who pay nothing (children, retirees, and the unemployed). As a result, not every possible treatment is paid for, and many treatments or medications have to be paid for out of pocket because more expensive treatments, like for cancer, are paid for entirely by the system. [The only person I know to whom this has happened has a chronic illness and wants to take an experimental drug.] Astrid pointed out that because everyone in the private health insurance system is a paying member, those insurers can pay for nearly every treatment. Moreover, doctors are more and more tightly regulated by the insurance companies as to limit waste. This regulation, naturally, creates paperwork.

Annette, who spends most of her time teaching doctors cost-saving practices, gave a much longer answer to explain the same problem of "too little money in the system." I've translated her answers below, because many of Germany's problems seem to be exactly the same as ours.

The biggest problem of the regulated health insurance is that financial resources are becoming more and more limited. What are the principle causes?

1) People are getting older and older, and the morality rate increases considerably with age, which brings higher expenses in terms of health care with it.

2) More and more people suffer from chronic diseases like heart disease and diabetes, for example. This also increases health care expenses.


3) Thanks to new research there are always new medications, some of which are quite expensive. I'm thinking here of chemotherapy drugs, above all. In the meantime it has been legally established that not every price may be set when a new drug is launched. The legislation, however, was formulated so cautiously that new drugs often come on the market in Germany at prices that are much too high, even when considering the cost of research. A classic example is the Gardasil immunization against cervical cancer, which was introduced at considerably lower prices abroad.

4) Some expensive medications were more widely approved (for example, monoclonal antibodies) and have been prescribed more and more often, despite their cost.


5) Last year, considerable savings were achieved by the health insurance plans' renegotiation of certain contracts related to prescription drugs. Nevertheless, prescription drug expenses rose in general. Quantitatively more prescriptions were written and the overpriced drug launches I just mentioned made a significant difference in the budget.


From a macroeconomic perspective: The health care market in the Federal Republic of Germany is subject to powerful government regulation. Supply and demand do not determine prices. Contrary to market forces, the state intervenes in price formation in favor of the health care providers. The services of hospitals, doctor's offices, and rehabilitation clinics are subject to "set prices." For prescription drugs, the range of prices and distribution channels are regulated quite exactly. The health care system is financed by wage-dependent premiums that are independent from the use of care. The system is threatened by a spiral of increasing premiums, increasing costs of employment, decreasing employment and decreasing insurance income, which in turn pushes the premiums upward and limits the usable income of the insured.

Annette's concern here, in other words, is that rising health care costs (created mostly by an aging population) will decrease the ability of Germany to employ all of its people, and in turn, make health care more expensive because fewer people are employed. This is the danger that almost all of Europe'and Japan currently face.

The United States faces the exact same problem without any of the benefits of universal coverage. Americans are routinely trapped in bad jobs because they fear losing their insurance. Americans routinely infect their fellow employees, thus decreasing efficiency, because they can't afford basic health care or taking days off. People die every day in the USA because they haven't had preventative care. Hospitals, like Grady in Atlanta, are frequently threatened with bankruptcy because their emergency rooms are flooded with uninsured patients.
It is absurd that the richest nation in the world refuses to provide such a basic service for its citizens.

DAK, or How I learned to love socialised medicine (Part One)

Your television tells you that socialised medicine will involve life-threatening waits for specialists, bureaucratic and opaque administration of billing and coverage, and widespread suffering. I ask: how is this different from your health care now?

Rather than waste my breath arguing that corporate health care is already bureaucratic, responsible to no one and generally bad for one's health, or pointing out that nearly all Americans go on national health care already when they turn 65, I'd rather tell you about my new fabulous health insurance from the Deutsche Angestellten-Krankenkasse.

The German health system is probably more similar to what the new American one will be than the Canadian one. As in Obama's proposal, health insurance is mandatory for everyone. Unlike the Canadian or British system, in which everyone is a member of the national health system and then buys additional private insurance, Germans can choose either a "gesetzliche" ("regulated") or private health care provider. You have to earn more than 48600 euro per year to be allowed to choose private insurance, which around 10% of Germans have.

The "regulated" insurance is funded by a payroll tax just like Medicare and Medicaid. It differs from those schemes in that "regulated" health care is run by companies, not by the government. The government sets a specific percentage of pay that goes toward health care (15.5%, half being paid by the employee and half by the employer) and sets and monitors standards for care and in some cases, payment of doctors. As a student with no official income, I pay 60 euros per month as the basic fee.

Each company is then free to provide additional services in order to attract customers. Last year, the companies were even allowed to set a price for their services, which was under 15.5% in many cases. The government standardised this payroll tax in a massive health care reform that almost everyone regards as a huge failure, but that's a topic for another day. As for additional services, my insurance gives me money back when I don't go to the doctor, has a point-collection system for healthy behaviours (500 points for doing a yoga course, at 500,000 points you win a bicycle, etc.), and has really excellent customer service. Waiting in phone lines forever to talk to an exploited and overworked Indian call centre employee? Not for me.
Were I able to afford private health care, I'd enjoy benefits like having a single room in hospital (rooms with two beds are more common), coverage of more experimental/more expensive medications and less wait time for specialists.

What have I gotten out of the system so far? A new retainer, designed to prevent me from ruining my teeth and jaw by grinding at night. Cost? Nothing. Cost of my previous American retainer, which actually encouraged jaw muscle strain? $300.
I've been to the doctor a few times for a cold as well. I pay ten euros as a quarterly office fee, and around five euros for most medications. Last time I was sick in America, I doled out well over a hundred for the doctor's visit alone. This while I was paying more for insurance.

Did I have to get a physical to determine if I had any pre-existing conditions? Of course not. Did I have to fill out lengthy and complicated forms to determine if I might become an expensive customer? Nope.
Will I have to get new health insurance because I'm quitting my job to become a student? Would I ever be in danger of losing my health insurance because I lost or changed my job? Were I to get a life-threatening disease that I may have caused through my own behaviour, like HIV or lung cancer, could I be thrown out of my plan?
No, no, and no.

In the next few blog posts, I'll examine the German system in more detail, including complaints by people who know and the system's historical roots, which *astonishingly* have nothing to do with Hitler.

14 July 2009

"Auspimpen"

MTV has done the German language two great wrongs. Following the sucess of "Pimp my ride," Germans have started using "pimp my X" or "X auspimpen" to mean "upgrade." The certain irony around the racial use of "pimp," or even that "pimp" means "to force others into prostitution" is completely absent.
Through similar--albeit unknown--channels has "gangbanger" made its way into German. MTV-German speakers (i.e.., by no means a majority of all Germans) use it to mean something like "manwhore."


It's worth noting that "Pimp my i8910HD," an article about adding mobile phone applications to improve functionality, is responsible for my blogpost.

12 July 2009

Unexpected "Leitkultur"

When Germany realised that it has an immigrant population (something like 30 years after the fact), it also decided that it would be a good idea to let some of them become citizens. In order to do so, a potential German would have to pass a citizenship test, just like in the US and the UK. Putting together the test required the German government to determine what is really "German," which, bordering on nationalism, stirred up a ton of angry shouting about Nazism, thoughtful-but-longwinded radio commentary and automotive arson by leftist groups.

Some conservative politician famously suggested that there is a German "Leitkultur" or "defining culture," which would allow the prohibition of wearing headscarves by teachers and other government employees and lots of other (mostly blatantly racist) nonsense. The term, however, was taken up by a lot of people as the term for what would need to be understood by potential German citizens as German.

I've seen a few versions of the citizenship test, and they're remarkably like the American one in that they only test knowledge about a country but not knowledge about the actual culture. Questions like "What colour is the flag of North Rhine-Westphalia?" or "Which of the following are highland regions?" or "When did the Thirty Years War end?" might all be fine and good for high school students of German, but they don't actually demonstrate knowledge of what Germans are like. I'd like to list here a few things that came to mind that obviously need to be tested on the next version of the citizenship test.

Germans:
love wearing socks with Birkenstock or other leather slip-ons or sandals as slippers inside

often bring these "house shoes" with them to youth hostels

often wear these "house shoes" during trips with "eingetragene Vereine" (registered clubs) to youth hostels

enjoy discussing the inane complexity of German bureaucracy surrounding these registered clubs while on trips to youth hostels

complain about but closely follow obscure rules of order during these club meetings

obsess about eating bread for supper and under no circumstances a second warm meal

fear being in drafts, sitting on cold stones and mold in general as being causes of colds, back pain, kidney infections and death

lack the self-confidence to do new things, but only for insurance reasons

(musicians only) inexplicably all own a series of small green books of horn quartets.

02 July 2009

Stamping it real

A few documents for my university applications needed to be notarised, so I went to the "Bürgerbüro" (Citizens' Advice Office or Registry Office) yesterday. After waiting only 30 minutes or so--a short time compared to the usual eternity required for registration--I was summoned to the notary's cubicle. Each of my documents was inspected thoroughly: the paper quality was compared to that of the copies, stamps and seals were looked at through a magnifying glass, watermarks were examined. Once she was satisfied that the originals were real, the bureaucrat went into action.

First, she thumped a huge stamp (three inches square)onto the back of one of the copies. A small box with lines for signatures remained. (Stamp #1: Creating document-like grid for further stamping/signing)

Using a ruler (!) to fill out the now-stamped lines, she filled in the destination of the document and signed. Usually date and place can also be handwritten, but in this case, they needed to be stamped. (Stamp #2, 3: Date and place).

She then took a key from her pocket, opened a locked drawer, and took out three more stamps, one at a time. Some of these looked like seals of the city, others had no clear meaning for me. Two of them required her signature. (Stamps #3, 4, 5: unknown)

Because I had three documents with two copies each to notarise, there was much paper-flipping and stamping in order to use each stamp most efficiently. I can still hear my notary at work:
Flip--stamp on pad--stamp on paper--flip--stamp on paper--flip--stamp on pad--stamp on paper--flip--stamp on paper--flip--change stamps--stamp on pad...

17 May 2009

You Love Eurovision

Last night was a media event that brings together a sometimes geographically creative Europe for tastelessly American pop music, the occasional folk tune in an obscure Slavic language, and lots of higher SMS bills: Eurovision Grand Prix du Chansons.

Once again, I managed to vote for the completely wrong nation, namely Moldova (14th of 25). Moldova, for those of you who have forgotten, is in Eastern Europe between the Ukraine and Romania.



There's something authentic in her bright green dress, in the backup folk dancers, in the DOS screen saver quality of the lighting show. Sure, they sing "hoy, hoy, hoy" over and over, but that's what Moldova is all about. And I want my Eurovision to be about authentic Europe, even if that means having to shout "hoy."


France also gets kudos for not singing in English, and for stubbornly not including back-up dancers or a show of any kind:



Much more typical of Eurovision, though, is the kind of crap that wins third place:



Or second place:



Many Eastern European countries seemed to follow Turkey's lead (yes, Turkey, like Israel, is in Europe) and hired hip-shaking Shakira look-alikes to sing American pop with enough traditional instruments to make it sound adequately un-American.



Germany's spectacularly bad entry managed to get it to 20th (of 25).



Germany, which only won the Grand Prix in 1982, spends a lot of entertainment television time discussing what should go into their entry. This year's sure-win idea was to have a "famous" Hamburg stripper perform onstage--without taking off any clothes, of course, because Eurovision is strictly cheesy. Neither political or oversexy entries are allowed. For example, System of a Down was supposed to perform this year for Armenia, but they wanted to sing about the 1915 genocide, and there's no faster way to irritate your neighbor countries than to say nasty things about them during Eurovision. Georgia had to withdraw this year from the competition because their song "We Don't Wanna Put In" was determined to be too anti-Russian (for a contest being held in Moscow).

Overt sexuality is clearly not the answer, because Norway won on cuteness. He's actually from Belarus, which has only made it to the Eurovision final once. Maybe Germany should stop importing Americans (like this year) and start getting political refugees to learn the violin.

14 May 2009

Tricking Children With Grapefruit

A Flight of the Conchords song about France reminded me of a funny German word.




No, they don't call fish "Jacque Cousteau." Grapefruit are now commonly called "Grapefruit", but they used to be called "Pamplemuse," though in no way pronounced like in French. While I was quizzing some children on fruit names, I asked "What is 'Pamplemuse' in English?" They were unable to make the connection, somehow having never learned the older word for grapefruit.

This lead to the grapefruit's inclusion in our next activity, storytelling with three unrelated objects. Although some of the stories were no better than "I am eating the grapefruit," I couldn't help but imagine some of the children's stories as postmodern grammar adventures. An example:

"I and my mother are eating in the restaurant. The waiter is coming with the fish. I am eating him with the spoon. Then I am going home and sleeping. Pamplemuse!"

Sure, you think it's just a matter of overusing the present progressive. That is, until we play with line breaks.

I and my mother
are eating in the restaurant.
The waiter is coming
with the fish. I am
eating him with the spoon.
Then I am going home and sleeping. Pamplemuse

And you thought writing in the simple present was literary!